Aww jammit juice6/12/2023 ![]() ![]() Basically this smug little bastard sits in his parents Highlander and talks about how he and his parents are so cool because of it. Blackbird Mizu: Those Toyota Highlander commercials with the little kid.Hope that little girl in that ad enjoys her new dead goldfish. I guess the proper transportation of pet fish isn't a concern for the commercial makers at Kia. Not to mention that the fish was kept in only a plastic bag and secured in a seat belt, which should've ruptured giving how the guy was driving and how the bag was moving back and forth so violently. Even if the car is safe for humans, zooming around at high speeds is going to be extremely stressful for the fish. Fish are very delicate creatures and must be transported carefully. fluffything: Even if the gesture of the husband replacing the goldfish were merely an act of genuine concern of not wanting his daughter heartbroken, the way he went about doing it is one of the worst ways possible.The water has to be the same temperature or the poor fish will die of shock. Time Traveler Jessica: Plus this fish is going to die too - there's a reason you're supposed to put the bag in the bowl for a while.Deliberately Blunt, lyricised rendition of the William Tell Overture aside, this commercial reads to this troper as: "Have you purchased our shiny, reliable new car? Congratulations! Pets are disposable again, all the while replaceable with your children being none the wiser!" Black comedy parenting dressed in classical oeuvre at its most skewed. Mystic Eclectic: From a Kia Cars Commercial: a father rushes home, with the journey ending with him placing a goldfish in an empty bowl a split second before his young daughter enters and greets her pet, with silent commendation from his wife.Ah, there you are and as you're here, why not pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. Yes I know it's been a while since the last chunk but it matters not as you've hardly been starved of material. It's obligatory to feature international scrawls and while most are awful, some are decent and a select few are even good.Īdding bits with the bobs will demonstrate further detail and unless stated, all screens are from the arcade.Ĭrystal ball, crystal ball, who is the shittest of all? I cordially invite you for light supper, a glass of milk and forgotten splashes of scrawls which on some occasions, suggest that the artists climbed the insanity tree and bumped into every twig on descent. Yes, this is what we need to brighten up any mood. A salivating, psychopathic prehistoric pervert intent on bludgeoning the boy in blue with a fossilized boner. Meanwhile, the guy in red satisfyingly sticks one on the green and finally, the blue rags of romance is failing to grasp the hint that yellow isn't in the mood for a game of 'chase me, chase me'. The illustrator was battier than a witches broth and less stable than a hobo with a limp. 'Master'ful 'System'atic pain as these misfiring bazooka types wallow in flatulence. This woeful fuck pile is seriously lacking in style. I love this one, I seriously do, like a constipated cow likes the roll call for the next run of Big Macs or Whoppers. Ignoring the Star Destroyer hanging back in the distance, why the FUCK was a ninja sent throughout time to rescue his comrades, thus defeating the evil Gylend? I guess he'd be great at dodging bullets in The Primitive Age and fit like a glove during Roman orgies. I crack an embarrassed smile at such bullshit especially when.ĭon't tell me, the dude draped in animal skin is Gylend? No, I don't wanna know. I can't really remember Conrad having an eyepiece but this isn't really that bad with a decent assortment of pretty colours.Ī strange variation but again, not too offensive I suppose. The original is usually the best and this doesn't rip up the form book. You can look at this standing on your head and it still looks cool. ![]()
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